Friday, April 8, 2011

Just an FYI from your friendly Drive Thru Order taker at your Favorite Fast Food Restaurant!

Okay...Drive thru workers unite!

It has been needing to be said for a long time what really goes through the mind of your drive thru order taker...so here goes:

We don't care that it is raining, snowing, windy, or any other form of bad or possibly good weather for the reason you do not roll your window down to place your order...DO IT and speak clearly if you want your order to be correct, or simply get out of your car and come inside to place your order.

If I ask you to repeat your order, it does not mean that I need you to SCREAM so that I can hear you, it may be that I was also being engaged by the person at the window who couldn't remember to order everything at the speaker and wants to add something before they pay!

I don't really care how much fun you had at the bar or that you have 3 giggling girls in the back seat that you're taking home, I am simply here to supply the food that you will later throw up in the toilet...I have an idea...just go home and flush a $10 bill down your toilet and save me a headache!

Do me a favor...if you are all paying in cash...figure out your own math and don't insist on having 5 separate orders in the SAME CAR!

Honking your horn in line only slows me down...nuff said!

Just because the sauce is free to you...doesn't mean it is free to the company...be reasonable or one day it will no longer be free and you will get mad at me for something I have no control over.

I'm okay with the fact that you like your food made "special" but since you don't want someone who is handling dirty filthy cash making your food don't expect me to make sure that I make it right.

One last thing, if you think that my job is so easy a monkey can do it, I'll gladly hand you the headset and wait 15 minutes before you walk away stomping, screaming, or possibly whimpering with your tail between your legs.

Have a nice day/night and do come back now...ya hear?